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Some one's head is their Jack Johnson.
Don't make me give you a rap on the old jack johnson.
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Jack Johnson is a cute, Fine boy. Has Love and trust issues, Crack head, Funny AF. Jack is mostly Gay or Bisexual. He is so kind. If he had a Boy-Friend he would risk his life for him. His love matters so much to him.! He gets easily depressed. Get easy anxiety. If you are friends or in a relation ship with Jack J. You are a very lucky person
Jack Johnson is a good person
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Mos Def's rap-rock band. You can hear Black Jack Johnson on the song Ghetto Rock which is on Mos's album The New Danger.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear Mos Def started a band?
P 2: Yeah, Black Jack Johnson, I heard he did it because he says that Rock bands have no soul like Limp Bizkit.
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Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.
She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.
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Clique talk heard far too often. Much as when you are told some piece of information as new and enlightening, even though you already know it. often from a drunk-ass.
Person A: You know George Bush El President of Babylon didn’t really win the election & only spreads hate and war
Person B: Piss-off Jack Johnson
Person A: what do you mean
Person B: when I walked in i didn't realise 'Jack lives here'
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Known for making 6 second videos with his best friend, jack Gilinsky. Also gives the best bear hugs
Girl #1: "OMG! Jack and jack digitour is coming to our state!"
Girl #2: "I know right! I'm going to give jack Edward Johnson the biggest bear hug ever
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Check out my personal fav. masturbation
"Wow Sheequa ur pretty hot."
Shaneequa: "Well Letrell, maybe you should go home and Jack Your Johnson."
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