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The purest substance on Earth. Will take you from the decking to the beach in 3 seconds flat!
“Hey dude you got the *good stuff*?”
“Yeah dude. I got the *synthetic jack black”
“Ohhh yeah dude bowel cancer time!”
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Most commonly found in porn... When a man stands over a woman who is upside down with her legs straight up or bent over her head getting railed so hard that she blacks out.
Dude did you just see that reverse jack hammer with black out shes going to be out for a while.
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a famous internet meme from Jack Black’s official music video, ‘Peaches’, which was made for the Super Mario Movie, in which Jack Black, dressed as Bowser, tosses a peach at the camera at 0.5x speed as he says, “Peach.”
person 1: “did you see jack black tosses a peach”
person 2: “yes”
person 1: *tosses peach at person 2* “peach”
person 2: *tosses peach at person 1* “peach”
When a metal head leaves their usual listening stance and enters a full body spasm including strange facial and hand gestures, possibly paired with mouth guitar noises due to quality heavy music.
My girlfriend caught me Jack Blacking to Gojira in the bathroom last night and now she won't return my calls.
When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.
WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."
jack Daniels whisky mixed with Coca Cola
yo man! Mix me up one of them Jack and Black drinks!
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Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches.
Person 1; have you watched the Mario movie yet?
Person 2; sexy fatass dinosaur played by sexy fatass man ( Jack Black )