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ass jack

1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't

2.) A completely useless tool

1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack

by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022


Jack in the Ass

A cream of the crop jack ass; An elite group of jack asses that deserves to be classified one step higher.

A jack in the ass cop just searched my car E legally and found nothing like I told him. I wonder why people in town don't respect the law?

You are one sincere jack in the ass.

by Hatsitting203 November 12, 2010


Ass Jack

1.Noun: Someone who has just said something so stupid, it actually made you shutdown for a few seconds.

2. My neighbor, cause hes a douche.

Brian: "Dude, my dad thought Bob Marley was dead"...

Me: "Bob Marley IS dead....Dude....ur a fuggin Ass Jack!"...

by xXx-Ass-Hat-xXx January 15, 2008


Ass-jack

a jack that is inserted in the anus.

Eeeeeee! That's the noise that ass jack makes. shhhpth

by cactus bunch August 03, 2003


Jack Sandwich Ass

A phrase that originated in the Azores in the 1920s. It refers to an ugly ass kid that sucks dick. He often enjoys watching BBW midget porn while eating sandwiches.

James: Randy is suck a "Jack Sandwich Ass".
Lili Chin: I Know Right.

by Subscribe to Trap Supremacy October 17, 2014


Ass-Jack

A person that is such a douche that they will yell at a kid even if it's not their kid. Its basically a Jackass but if a person who isnt good at english said it

Oy! that teacher who yelled at my little Manwell is such an Ass-Jack! Now i will throw a burrito at his car!

by tojo le mucho madre November 04, 2009


Ass Jacked

to unwillingly participate in the act of anal intercourse, or, to have your shit pushed in,

my homie went to prison and got ass jacked!
man i think someone ass jacked me at that party the other night

by niggjoo January 30, 2006