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Synthetic Jack Black

The purest substance on Earth. Will take you from the decking to the beach in 3 seconds flat!

“Hey dude you got the *good stuff*?”
“Yeah dude. I got the *synthetic jack black
“Ohhh yeah dude bowel cancer time!”

by Kidslayer69 January 13, 2020

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Black Jack

a weapon used to crack people's skulls open
Ex:Fishing weight on the end of a large spring

I cracked his head open with a black jack.

by The Fonz985 November 6, 2005

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Black Jack

A card game held commonplace within casinos worldwide in which the goal is to get as close to 21 as possible without going over to beat the dealer and make the money you bet back as well as an equal amount from the casino. Each person is dealt two cards and has the decision to either hit(get a new card) stay(stay at current value) double(double your bet and recieve one card) or split(if two cards form a pair one can split them into two hands)If your two cards recieved are an ace and a ten (10,jack,queen,king) then you have a blackjack and are paid 3:2 on the hand.

I doubled my bet when i hand a 10 and got 20 but the dealer flipped over a Black Jack and i lost all my money.

by Yes, I own a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas January 24, 2006

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black jack

a padlock on a rope/belt

cracked th mofos skull with a black jack

by TJ Renfrew December 22, 2006

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black jack

In the television show 24, Curtis Manning, the African American CTU agent who is Jack Bauer's double in terms of ass-kickery.

If Jack Bauer died, could Black Jack really carry the show?

by Vanessa April 14, 2006

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Black Jacked

It Means to fix something in an unconventional way.

I black jacked a scratched dvd using toilet paper and toothpaste.

by Silent_S July 3, 2009

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black jack

A game that seems all nice and simple and fun...
Then you have to write the program and it makes you want to shoot yourself.

Teacher: You need to have the black jack project fully coded and working properly by friday

Me: *headdesk*

by shitfacecockmonster November 15, 2006

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