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When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.
Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.
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Where two men get done double teaming a girl or another man. Then they proceed to beat there fully erect boners against the said tag teamed parties face.
As brian and Dustin got done tag teaming this girl. They made her sit on her knees and chopped her face repeatedly with there boners. Hense-forth known as the birth of the LUMBER JACK DUO
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The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.
"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"
Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.
Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!
Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.
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A code phrase referencing someone who, to put it ever so bluntly, is a royal flaming homosexual.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
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Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.
Hank: Dude, Stacey's boyfriend is pretty much a San Fransisco Lumber Jack.
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To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.
Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.
Who up Jacking Lumber?
Noun:: People wearing lots of flannel.
Geezus.. You know you're in Wisconsin by the lumber jack festival in here...