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Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old fuckboy who is famous for absolutely nothing. Jacob is known for being an extra in Magcon, posting cringey musicallys and using cheesy pick-up lines as captions to "flatter" his prepubescent female viewers, but insult any passers-by. fuckboy gay musically jacob magcon youtube

This guy keeps texting me. He's SUCH a Jacob Sartorius.

by connordolan March 25, 2016

71πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

12 year old fuckboy that has no eyebrows or talent

Dude who is that
It's a Jacob Sartorius

by shirelove June 23, 2016

83πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''

Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❀❀❀

by emthesmΓΈlchild July 1, 2016

70πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing

Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!

by fakeyouout May 4, 2016

178πŸ‘ 186πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him

Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world πŸ˜‘

by Futurenese November 2, 2016

32πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

See trash

I saw Jacob Sartorius. I want to drink bleach

by Do The Mario March 6, 2017

29πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.

nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?

by yumplacenta April 1, 2016

55πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž