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Jacob is a short motherfucker but he's also funny. He makes everyone laugh. He's usually mart but other times he's dumb af jacob is pretty awesome!!!!
Hey guys that guy is funny, ahhhh he must be Jacob!!!!
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A man with a massive penis that is just wow I can't even explain how big it is. He is sexy,got a giant dick and has a giant penis. Oh and did I say he has a huge dick well he does. It towers above all men raining down on the unworthy my oh my that is great
''Wow look at that jacob''
''What even is that,I need it inside of me''
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A lie that is so rediculous that it is laughable. A person usally jacobs to impress their friends, but it often backfires causing the friends to dislike the jacober.
Billy tried to jacob his friends, and now they all hate him. Thus is jacobism.
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Someone who gets mad really easy.
I was poking Drew and he got mad. He suffers from jacobitis.
To walk back & forth past a camera,door, window,etc
Person 1: why were you jacobing past that news camera
Person 2: because I just got on tv 14 times
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The most amazing guy out there, Jacobs are funny, kind, attractive, tall, and have great hair. Even though at times Jacobs can be incredibly annoying, they always find a way for you to forgive them. They are the most trustworthy people and no matter what time of the night it is, a Jacob will listen to you and be your shoulder to cry on. Jacobs sometimes tend to fall into the friendzone, but that's only because they're the best guy friend you'll ever have. Love you :)
Girl 1: I've been so stressed, how have you been holding up lately?
Girl 2: I have a support system
Girl 1: what do you mean?
Girl 2:...Jacob
Girl 1: Luckyyyy
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