Jaffe Anomaly

An outlier in the data, often cited to strengthen one’s argument.

“It’s not hard to get into Wharton, after all Trump went there”
“Guy stop invoking the Jaffe Anomaly!”

Jaff

Someone who is so British that they would gladly change their name to a piece of British confectionary. It can also be used when a person interrupts a conversation with something that doesn't relate to the original conversation. The American version is a twink

Oh god here comes that jaff. Do you really have to jaff on us again?

Jaff

A psychopathic narcissist who has the need and desire to be unhappy with his life

Hey Michael, why don’t you calm down you are being such a Jaff

Jaff

An absolute astounding basketball player with the skill set of Kobe and MJ combined. Has a record of 61-5-1 in 1v1s to 11. Led his varsity highschool team to provincials, averaging a triple-double.

Smith: I’m not guarding Jaf, he’s insane.Jaff

Ari Jaffe

Ginger

Look its Ari Jaffe, look at how red his hair is !

Avery Jaffe

Cool kid who does triple back-flips 24/7 (and parkour to)

This Avery Jaffe is cooler than Shua.