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Great alcohol, but unfortunately doesn't get you drunk for shit.
Last week I had a 350ml bottle of jagermeister and i was still sober, I got pissed
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Someone who loves drinking jager.
1. drinking warm makes that person a jagermeister master
2. taking a shotski makes you a jagermeister master.
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The shit you take after drinking Jegermeister all night. It is so messy that it requires the victim to wipe the back of his or her legs.
The victim usually ends up in the shower to clean his or her self up.
Dude my Jagermeister Shit was so awful I used 1 whole roll of toilet paper on the back of my legs alone. I got in the shower to clean the rest of it off and I ended up having to plunger the shower drain.
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A ritual suicide between friends carried out by walking trough the snow and drinking jagermeister until blacking out
Two men with terminal cancer agree on a jagermeister pact and head towards the tundra with a few bottles
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when you wake up and don't know where you are.
When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.
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The Jagermeister stagg is named George, in honour of an infamous drunk. George otherwise known as the patron saint of degeneracy was an avid fan of Jagermeister
You guys know about the Jagermeister stagg right