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The act of fucking someone’s mom so hard her vagina bleeds, giving the illusion that she’s on her period, when in reality… it’s just jakey makin her ta-tas bounce and her goochie bleed
Wow! She just got the Jakey Classic!
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A person who enjoys the 'odd tipple' and a white ring around the nostril from a certain tranquilizer powder.. whilst attempting to walk/dance around a festival/free party/rave in a straight line and simultaneously maintain a certain sense of decorum.
-often found amongst the rave scene of england and throughout europe. may be hard to spot without the right tools.
a 'munter' or jakey penguin enthusiast
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All kind of liquids produced from Jake.
Jake you got your jakey juice on me.
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A lil boy who thinks he is a playa and big time ladies man when in all reality he has to take his cousin to prom.
Hey look, that kid over there with his cousin is a skanky jakey!
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An awesome cuddly guy named Jacob. He is sweet, romantic, passionate etc. This is a name your girlfriend gives you.
Oh, Jakey bear, i love you so much!<3
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A term used in Britain (mainly used in Scotland) When someone has had to much alcohol or drugs in their system they start to shake.
Harry: Did you hear how bad josh had the jakey shakes last night?
Alex: Bet it was bad.
Harry: oh aye, shaking like a leaf.
When one proceeds to milk the semen of Andrew brown as normal milk simply does not give enough nutrients for someone of jakeys stature
Will you give browner a dirty jakey there