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Yes my name is also Jakob. And I am very cool. So what does that tell you about Jakob?
Someone: What's up Jakob
Jakob: Nothing.
Only something a Jakob would say.
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Jakob is the type of person that you can talk with for hours at a time. He will respect, love, and cherish you as well as take care of you.
Unfortunately, he is very lazy and others may find it hard to motivate him - even though he is incredibly intelligent.
Student 1: I've been studying for weeks for this test, I do not know how it is possible that I failed.
Student 2: Yes, I know! I myself barely just passed.
Student 3: Did you see what Jakob got?
Student 2: No, tell me.
Student 3: He supposedly got 85 %.
Student 1: I heard about that as well, plus he only studied for 3 days!
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An amazing friend who will always be there for you, whether your low or happy. He loves to laugh, he's extremely athletic, cute in every single way. Humble, not caught up by what everybody else is doing. Has good manners, comes from a good family. Jakobs are awesome, and differ from Jacobs. They always are nice to everyone, do not judge, and an all around good person. Anyone lucky enough to know a Jakob is blessed, especially one in particular.
He's such a Jakob. I wish I was as cool as him.
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someone that hates school or work, is lazy, but a great guy
hey did you see jakob at the mall yesterday?
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A guy with a very huge penis.
Guy: See that guy Jakob??
Girl: Yeah, and his penis is soooo huge
Jakob is a really fucking hot and attractive guy, he has an amazing personality and is funny. He isnt buff, but he is very fit and sporty. He often has blue eyes and blonde hair. He is much rarer than a Jacob and as his name implies, he is protected by god - meaning “may God protect".
Every girl wants him and wants to talk to him but he doesn't care for most of them. He is a real homie and will never abandon his bros.
Girl: God i love Jakob
Girl 2: Yea he is sooooo hot and smart.
Caring, Scrumptious, Extremely thoughtful, Eyes you could look into forever, Huge hearted, Selfless, Sexy, Beautiful person inside and out, Most wonderful person to come in contact with.
Jakob are you a Jakobatron?
Man that Jakob is so sniggley!
Jakob is scrumptious!
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