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Picture a burnt Kermit the Frog. Now picture that thing yelling nonsense in front of a band that quit trying in 1995. That's it.
An example of the above definition of Maynard James Keenan is pretty much everything from mid-way through the album "Undertow" until the present. Also, he is friends with Tori Amos, so that should be enough, right?
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Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
Hey mayanrds a whiny little bitch, but god damn that "imagine" remix is the shit.
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Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.
Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
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