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It’s the best month of the year, besides December . It usually snows in January and my birthday is in that month. Also I share a birthday with Justin Timberlake !
Thomas: I’m so happy
Mindy: Me too, it’s finally January!
The month it is best to have ass sex
Im going to have ass sex in January
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the Monday of the year.
(it is as far away from all the fun months as Monday is from the fun days. Like July - the Saturday of the year, or December - the Sunday of the year).
I hate the Januarys, they last forever, and they are a misserablle shadow of the happy holiday season, just like Mondays are a pathetic shadow of the happy weekend.
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January is give your girl a hoodie month because it's getting close to valentines day, it getting cold, and your girl just wants your hoodie
Girl: " Can I have your hoodie"
Boy: "Why"
Girl: "its january, give your girl a hoodie month
Boy: "okay" *gives hoodie*
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The worst month of the year. The month in which all the fun, joy, and happiness of the holidays comes crashing to a dead halt. The month when everything the happy holidays brought takes a steep nosedive and crashes straight into the rocks. Other definitions for January also include the following;
January - Time of Sorrows, Limbo season, Out of the light and into the gloom, Month of the Eskimo, Month of Despair, Time of total submission.
January begins the Season of Limbo, during which we let in sorrows and we banish joy. A season of fasting, repentence, nonstop punishment, gloom and doom, and absolutely nothing happy at all. And the Limbo season lasts for the rest of the whole winter season.
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One of the worst month's of the year for most people. Either after New Years, where as you did some so incredibly stupid you'll regret it forever. Or that your going back to work or school. Which either way you hate it.
Oh shit! It's January again.
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It's national ask your crush out month ;/
Georgie: Yo, lets go out cutie
Crush: why are you asking me out ?
Georgie: Because its January
Crush: what about it ?
Georgie: Its national ask your crush out month
Crush: oh, well nah your too ugly and fat
Georgie: *depressed the rest of his life because the love of his life rejected him*
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