Which is today.
person: today is january 16th
person: yesterday was the 15th and
January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!
Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*