January 17

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 17
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

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January 17

National hoe day

If you were born on January 17 you are a hoe

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January 17

Give your best friend a apple day!!!

Heres an apple.January 17

January 17

The day to worship your emo friends

“Omg you must be born on January 17 you are so emo”

January 17

National talk to ur crush day

Jennifer:omg it’s January 17th
Zack:wht does tht mean

Jennifer:national talk to ur crush day duhhhh

January 17

On January 17 u have to grab a boys cock and he may grab something of yours so beware 😉

boyHey it’s January 17 girl So Boy go on 😉. girl ok grabs cock and boy slaps her ass

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January 17

you're the ugliest kid ever :) & you're also a big slut

january 17

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