January 19

It's January 19 losers. It's yo lucky day boys it national suck your boyfriend's dick day!

Bf: it's January 19 babe
Gf: fine babe

Hey it's January 19 losers go celebrate

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January 19

People born on this day love slobbering on musty cock

Yo go ask zack for some head, that mf was born on January 19

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January 19

IT'S THE LAST FUCKING DAY OF THE ORANGE BITCH BODY ASS-BUILT ROBLOX AVATAR LOOKING ASS DISCRASE OF A PRESIDENT BEING IN THE OVAL OFFICE!

person1: hey it's January 19 person2: DUDE FUCK YES *plays "It's a party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus * person1: Justin, I know you're my best friend but... I could like... kiss you RN! person2: DUDE SAME *he kisses Justin*

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January 19

if your were born in January 19 you are the SMARTEST person walking the planet rn everyone else is dipshit

Omg look its that girl that was born on January 19! She's going to be our valedictorian this year!

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January 19

people born on this day are very stupid and are short-tempered!! mean!!! wants money!!!! but really just want friends 😔

person: oh when were u born again?
me: january 19... i'm a capricorn-aquarius cusp with a pisces moon and sagittarius rising which means i'm always unstable .

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january 19

National Bingus day

"Ayo! Today is January 19, National Bingus day! Let's praise the hairless smooth cat."

January 19, 2010

The date when two people who truly are in love began their future together. These two people are something else, they have been through so much in their relationship, but only good things. January 19th is a good day to start dating only if you want to be with that person for the rest of your life.

I love you, can we get married because we've been together since January 19, 2010

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