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national manifisent daisy a boyfriend day !
everyone who sees this must manifest daisy a boufirend
"omg its january 1st"
"oh shoot i better manifest my hot emo friend a boyfriend!!!"
National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!
Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done
National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day
‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’
national kiss a tall baseball boy with a mullet day !
oh it’s january 1st, time to kiss a cute baseball boy with a mullet
New year's! Also confess a secret to somebody day.
friend:yay its a new year new me!
friend 2: wait what?
friend: yeah, its January 1st
friend 2: hmmm who should i tell that i stole something...
friend: wh-
The day the best country in the world (Australia) got their independence
January 1st is the best day of the year!
The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?
Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*