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feels like summer but you wanna go home cause you don’t like summer in the first place.
either the best day of your life or your literal worst. most probably going to be the latter.
happy birthday to aquarians!
“Ms, what date is it today?”
“It’s January 22!”
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When the world's biggest accident was born: me.
Man, I wish January 22, 2007 didn't happen.
Why?
Bc that was the day the SHE was born
oh, ew
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Well today's the day you fall off a building listening to music, or just listen to music to express your feelings
1:Hey today's January 22 national listen to music day!
2:And?
1:That's means to listen to my music today a haha!!
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Horny people are born on this day
What day are you born in?
22 january.
Oh thats why you're so horny
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International 'Friends with Benefits' day
22 January
Friend No. 1: damn..., January 22nd is tomorrow
Friend No. 2 : U know what that means... ;)
"Bob looked at the calendar, and saw it said 22 January"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"
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