If you were born on this day and you are someones little sister you are a karen and a little shit. You probably fuck with your brother's life and snitch on them.
Brother: Fuck!
Sister: Im telling mommmmm
Brother:(whispering) that little bitch born on January 26
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A day when a legend died. This is the day we honor Kobe Bryant. β€οΈβ€οΈ
Friend: yo itβs January 26!
You: I know....
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january 26 is the worst day you could have your bday on. If your birthday is on january 26 you should probably change that
Ew her birthday is january 26
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The worst day to be born, anyone born on this day is an absolute fucking moron
Being born on this day is fucking embarrassing and idiotic
Hey mom what does January 26 2007 mean? Mom ; well it means your a fucking idiot
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January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day, is a national celebration in which all people no matter what age must attend into doing Cock and Ball Torture, either by using machine, hands, other people ect.
hey, itβs January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day.
Iβm so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day
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If you was born in this day you are a child of a god
βAre you fcking mirrin bruhβ26 january
Everybody say/tweet βHappy birthday Tdβ on 26 January
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