National hang with your boyfriend or girlfriend day❤️. Don’t be shy ☺️
Girl: hangs with friends
Boy: hey.. it’s January 28 wanna Hang ?
Girl: SUREEEEEE 💛😎
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National HOGWARTS DAY!!!! Wear your Hogwarts house color all day long!! 💚❤️💙💛
Kid: Why are you dressed in all green?
Me: It’s January 28, national Hogwarts house colors day!
The day god brought a lying person to this world
Person 1: hi your so pretty and funny *lies*
Person 2: oh thanks
Person 1: you can trust me I’m not a lying person *lies*
Person 2: ok
Person 1: thanks for trusting me
Person 2: your welcome and when’s your birthday
Person 1: January 28
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Someone who’s hairy and smells like fish
She’s born in January 28th she must smell like fish
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A j.cole song establishing the superiority of people born that day.
“Check your birthdate…January 28” — j.cole
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the fucking best day ever because i was born
You: hey man whens ur bday
Me: january 28, why?
You: yeah nah not surprised lmao
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person 1: whens your birthday?
person 2: january 28th
person 1: oh you definitely a fat nigga steve
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