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Jart

JART - Just a random thought.

Could be used as an abbreviation when texting (sms).

JART - How cool would it be to be not broke right now!?

by isaba87 September 28, 2015

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Jart

short for jizz fart, compound noun: a fart containing particles of jizz, typically produced after one has been on the receiving end of anal sex.

Example 1:
Person A: How come you have such good Gay-dar?
Person B: Oh, it's a gift I have: I can smell jarts.

Example 2:
-It was only when I walked in on my two roommates in the bathroom, one reading Nietzche's the Gay Science in German, the other jarting in the shower, that I realized what true love was.

by Devmaster11 August 17, 2010

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Jart

A man in the work place who, as a result of being unable to confess his undying love and adoration for the colleague who sit on his left and the colleague who sits diagonally across, becomes an office bully. Often times characterized by violent episodes of docking, consequently destroying the selfesteem and confidence of those around him. Behavior generally attibuted to being raised by a clan of daylons at a young age.

It's your fault. If you weren't so concerned about how many facebook friends you had in comparison to Sven, then maybe he would accept your docking offers. You are such a Jart!!

by frank949798 September 11, 2007

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Jart

To fart while jogging.

Last night I had some beans and this morning during my run i had the jarts.

Man I jarted so much during that marathon.

by brian63304 December 8, 2011

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


jarting

When your significant other blows a huge load in your ass and everytime you fart for the next few hours a bit of jizz comes along with it.

Emily: hey becky last night andy came in my ass and i was jarting all night long!

Becky: omg next time tell him to pull out!

by Noone000 June 11, 2017

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Jart

JART - Just a random thought.

Could be used as an abbreviation when texting (sms).

JART - How cool would it be to not be broke right now!? lol

by isaba87 September 28, 2015

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jart/Jarty

Also commonly referred to as The Jart or Jarty; a slang term for a THC cartridge commonly ripped in the bathroom of any high school.

Stall one: ay bro you got a Jart/Jarty
Stall two: Igy bud, it’s the Rick and Morty Jarty take a half rip ong

by Jarthead456 November 16, 2021