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Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.
Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.
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A begger who begs all day for lollies. Do not engage he will beg for nerds, sourstraps and anything edible.
Here comes a Jasper, hide the candy.
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A kid who needs a haircut, has acute social anxiety and despite being very caring and kind comes off a bit to sensitive sometimes
Matthew: Jasper's hair reaches his neck he needs a haircut
Joe: I couldn't agree more
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To perform a sex act on a coworker. If performed in the place of employment, this can be called the Full Jasper.
"I just jaspered that hot chick from work!"
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A lonely soul who gult trips everyone on how fucking lonely he is, he claims not to give a shit about everyone including himself, and he always says "Im bored, i wanna go home".
Me: Hi Jasper
Jasper: No
Me: Have u checked out that meme yet
Jasper: i said no
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