Iām pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below
ASHLEY: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS AN ICON
Will: WELLLLL JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IM FINE
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n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.
Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"
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A person with greasy hair and a VJJ-infection.
Jean Claude's love small horses and sheeps.
A Jean Claude always walks like a geriatric person and loves to tickle morrocan people and steal pencels.
Oh look that person is frying fries in her hair, it must be a Jean Claude!
Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li
"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"