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Word used in place of Jesus, usually for children who attend church a couple times and assume they aren’t going to hell.
Sweet jebus your mum looked so fucking sexy today.
Jesus' twin brother that become more famous through a meme
JEBUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW, FOR HIS FORESKIN TOLD ME SOOOOOOOO
A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.
"Save me Jebus!" (extra ten letters)
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Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.
"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"
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The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.
SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"
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Non-union Mexican equivalent of jesus.
Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...
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The cousin of Jesus.
Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."
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