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An action to where someone participates in an exercise to make their schlong longer. It usually takes anywhere from months to year to show results.
Person A: Yo wassup bro
Person B: Yo bro I was jelqing last night
Person A: TF
A stretch that increases the length of your penis, by grabbing the head of your cock and pulling outwards as hard as you can. This move was commonly used by the Ohio Rizzler university graduate Arj Jawanda.
Wow his penis is long, he must be Jelqing!
The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.
"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"
"I don't fucking care"
When you jelq up a hill with your trans sister Joel
Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor
The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!
Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom
Guy 1: Is that a string?
Guy 2: No, Gary's just been quantum jelqing.
Jelqing to ohio sigmas defines the activity of pulling your foreskin when you see sigmas in ohio wich is a gen z brainrot term
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