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A person who is un-describable by words but If I had to put it in a shortened way, Jennifer Lopez is: a tremedously horrible mean goat stuffing evil perverted freak person. Also, she's my cute little Man-Beast (with a mustache?) I love her~! <3
Yo, that girl is a Jennifer Lopez!
Hey, I was talking to Akon, hes such a Jennifer Lopez..
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An amazing , talent, beautiful, smart, funny and adorable human !
A singer, dancer, actress, business woman , a mother to the cuties max and emme and a SUPERSTAR!
Has a laugh of an angel and an amazing body !
Here is an example:
!Olivia: omg there’s JENNIFER LOPEZ
Ana: ikr? She is so beautiful damn!
Olivia: it’s pretty obvious
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Jennifer Lopez is a latino woman from New York (Bronx). She’s an actress, singer dancer, performer, producer and businesswoman. An icon, idol, inspiration for everyone, beautiful inside and outside who has accomplished things that your mind can’t even imagine. One of the most influential celebrities on the planet and one of the most followed people on instagram. She’s a legend!
-Omg did you see the new movie of Jennifer Lopez?
-Yes i did and she was amazing!!!
-Well of course she was... what else would she be?
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Someone who is recommended to post about in the Urban Dictionary guidlines (besides my girlfriend sally >_<) ... for reasons unknown.
She's hispanic and sings. She also "guest-starred" (not really ...) on South Park. :D
"Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally."
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Jennifer Lopoez also known as JLO,is a succesful puerto rican "superstar" singer/actress/and business woman.She's is hated by many people because of her many failed relationships. A lot of people say she isnt a good singer or actress but shes is making millions and is known worldwide.Shes has her own production company called 'Nuyorican Productions' & clothing line company 'JLE'(Jennifer Lopez Enterprise)by the way her clothing is line is one of the most succesful clothing line if history of celebrity clothing lines and her perfumes sale really well all over the world. This days JLO is one of the most famous and richest women in entertainment and richest latina in hollywood according to Forbes magazine.
accomplishments :
-most famous hispanic person in the world
-richest latina in Hollywood
-one of the richest women in entertaiment
-Lopez is the first actress and singer to have a film (The Wedding Planner) and an album (J. Lo) at number one in the same week.
-Lopez's perfume, "Glow", made history in 2001, by being the number-one perfume in more than nine countries in less than four months.
-Lopez has five number-one hits in the U.S. and a combined twenty weeks at number one.
-Lopez appeared on the 2007 Guinness World Records as the most powerful actress.
and has many more accomplishments although a lot of haters deny or accept it.
bob: jennifer lopez isnt talented shes got a big ass! bla bla
randy: well then i dont know whats going on because she is making millions and is famous worldwide and youre just hating and are a nobody just hating like people on urbandictionary.com...*smiles*
bob:.......*keeps hating*
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A no talented souless greedy celebrity who only cares about herself and her money and does nothing to help poor hispanic communities in America
I am jennifer lopez and i am going to join scientology only for my career and to have an alien baby
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a fat assed bitch that probly has an ass hole too big to pleasure the largest penises
jennifer lopez hasn't any tread left on those tires, its like throwing a hot dog in a hallway
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