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The main character in the fiction story "The Bible". Portrayed by Jim Caviezel in the movie version.
Person 1- Dude, I just read The Bible. That Jesus Christ guy was kick ass. If only that was real...
Christian Asshole- It was real, he died for all of our sins.
Person 1- I bet you expect me to believe he turned water into wine too and healed people by 'miracles'. You're such a joker :D
(Christian Asshole walks away to go to church like a bitch instead of watching the Ravens vs Steelers)
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A carpenter, a complex, caused alot of headache. Oy Vey
Guy at door: Have you found Jesus Christ?
Guy in house: You lost him?
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The only name that has the power to save, to heal, and to bless—the Name that is above all other names that can set people free from evil spirits and bondages and restore broken relationships.
Jesus Christ gives birth to the Christian community—the only one that exists for the sake of non-members—whose aim is to bring in the lost sheep that are “outside” God’s Kingdom.
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An exclamation on par with "holy shit!" "What the hell?!"
*something crazy happens*
John: "Jesus Christ! What just happened?!
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A worthy apponent to Chuck Norris
Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris should fight!
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The founder of Christianity. A jew.
Preached for tolerance and pacifism.
If Jesus Christ knew that so many people waged wars and killed jewish people in his name, he would have never let those Romans kill him so he wouldn't become a martyr.
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verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them
"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."
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