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Jethro Tull

To take a shit standing up while raising a leg to rest atop the toilet paper dispenser.

Goofus: *Gentle fluted tune plays*

Gallant: Oh that is so nice to hear, you're actually cultured! When did you take up the flute Goofus?

Goofus: *HNNNGGHH*

*PLOPP*

*Ahhhhhhhhhh*

*Flute drops in toilet on top of cake of feces*

...FUCK that's the stuff!!! *Shivers* I haven't shat like that since the Gulf War. I passed that beast standing up too, with my foot on the toilet roll dispenser. Kind of like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. That turd dilated my asshole to the circumference of a basketball hoop and hit the water like the fucking wreckage of the Challenger explosion. Thick as a brick dawg! I even stole a flute from the local grade school to play a little Aqualung! But just dropped it in the shitter. Chang isn't gonna get that one back hahaha! *Shivers* Wowwww bro, you ever shit so hard it lowers your body temperature??? Think my butthole just sneezed

Gallant: Shut the FUCK UP!!!

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr January 9, 2021

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


jethro tull

an amazing prog/folk/hard/blues rock band founded in 1968 by the most bad ass flautist ever, Ian Anderson. their first album was This Was, followed by Stand Up, Benefit, Aqualung,(their most commercial album, but quite possibly one of the best), Thick As A Brick, and countless others. The only two consistant band members since the band's inception are Martin Barre (guitarist) and Ian Anderson(singer, flautist).

to the faggot who said the beatles are heavier than Tull, listen to My God, Aqualung, Hymn 43, Cross eyed Mary, Locomotive Breath, or To Cry You A Song. all great, hard rock Tull songs.

Jethro Tull rules.

by streetmoney February 13, 2007

60๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jethro Margin

An extremely gay person, who thinks he is friends with everyone, but no-body actually likes him. Bad at all sport, especially soccer. A Jethro Margin is typically not good looking.

Ronald: Hey, your gayer than a Jethro Margin.

Manny: Hey not cool, than was dog man.

by pseudonym boy August 25, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jethro Tull

An awesome band.

Jethro Tull rules

by fart knocker May 7, 2003

486๐Ÿ‘ 149๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jethro Tull

1. An amazing, english progressive rock ban led by Ian Anderson, writer, poet, flute player and singer. Jethro Tull was compared to Led Zeppelin in the 70s for creativity and intrumental ability.

2. Some dude who invented crop rotation.

1. I just got Thick As A Brick by Jethro Tull! It rules!

2. Jethro Tull invented crop rotation, whatever the hell that is.

by rnr July 17, 2005

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jethro tull

Progressive rock band formed in the 1960's. Marked by the quirky vocal style and unique flute work of frontman Ian Anderson. Named themselves after the inventor of the speed drill.

Aqualung is a kick-ass album.

by BadLieutenant November 14, 2004

101๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


jethro tull

Early 60s blues-rock band fronted by flautist/singer Ian Anderson that took on a variety of genres and persists, perhaps to the year 20X6. Best known for their early singles and the albums "Aqualung," "Thick as a Brick" and "Warchild."

I was going to quote a line from Armageddon, but I can't remember it.

by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 3, 2005

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