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jigsaw morality

"Moral" argument against gay or lesbian sex on the grounds that "the parts don't fit", as though bodies were supposed to be parts of a jigsaw.

Rome and Topeka have chimed in again with their discussion on how the seam line doesn't match up. More jigsaw morality.

Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?

by Fearman January 11, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


steven jigsaw

Fictional name invented by Alexander Davies of Elliot Minor during the prank call webisode (Webisode 20).

The reason that I'm changing my name when I get older, and what I'm changing it to.

Hi there, my name's Steven Jigsaw

by The SquirrelMeister February 22, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


crunchy jigsaw

Taking two bowls, one bowl consisting of honey and the other consisting of Grape Nuts. Dip your penis into the bowl of honey and then roll it into the Grape Nuts. You then insert your penis into a female's anus.

Me and my girlfriend had a wild night doing the crunchy jigsaw

by Big Kountry January 15, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


jigsawism [n.]

Religion started by the legendary Abeer Desai aka JigsawCity. Observed in 5 of the 6 continents of the world and touted as the successor to democracy, Jigsawism is truly a vision of the future.

Jigsawist adj
Jigsaw adj

by jigsawCity May 1, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


jigsaw killer

large overly intensive man that hates gays

my name is jigsaw killer, and i hate gays!

by 2kr May 9, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jigsaw Falling Into Place

Just as you take my hand
Just as you write my number down
Just as the drinks arrive
Just as they play your favorite song
As your bad day disappears
No longer wound up like a spring
Before you had too much
Come back and focus again
The walls are bending shape
They've got a Cheshire cat grin
All blurring into one
This place is on a mission
Before the night owl
Before the animal noises
Closed circuit cameras
Before you're comatose
Before you run away from me
Before you're lost between the notes
The beat goes round and round
The beat goes round and round
I never really got there
I just pretended that I had
Words are blunt instruments
Words are sawed-off shotguns
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Before you run away from me
Before you're lost between the notes
Just as you take my mic
Just as you dance, dance, dance

Jigsaw falling into place
So there is nothing to explain
You eye each other as you pass
She looks back, you look back
Not just once
Not just twice
Wish away the nightmare
Wish away the nightmare
You've got a light, you can feel it on your back
A light, you can feel it on your back
Jigsaw falling into place

by Zultroid December 14, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jigsaw puzzle buddy

A person who you frequently do jigsaw puzzles with for fun.

Matt: Wow we did that puzzle really fast!
Alex: Yup, its because I'm an amazing jigsaw puzzle buddy.

by Alexandria Grisdale May 26, 2008

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