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to ejaculate sperm, popularized in the song "jizz in my pants"
hot girl: o fuck, fuck!
you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz!
hot girl: ok
you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face
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A: "That is an apple."
B: "No it's a Granny Smith."
A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."
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Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.
Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya!"
Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"
Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"
Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).
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to ejaculate out of the male penis. (verb) Not used in the sexual meaning but as an action to do to people if they piss you off. Most commonly used towards teachers.
Nick: Damn! That dumb bitch teacher just fuckin gave me a detention!
Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.
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Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.
Your talking Jizz
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The 'vibe' of a bird, as used in early 1900s birding texts.
I like the jizz of that bird, it is almost pheasant-like.
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Jizz is both the cum of a dude and the natural lubricant of a dudette.
DUDE! I jizzed all over my cat...
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