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Someone who ejaculates onto peoples faces.
Did you here about Fred?
No
he gave his girlfriend another facial
he is such a face jizzer
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Religion-crazy believers, usually Christians. Those who can never shut up about how "great he is" and how everybody will go to hell who do not practically come about the Christian religion.
When one of our highly religious friends randomly start up an annoying, uncomfortable conversation of "how great church was last night" and how "my life was enriched by the holy saviour" ... by now Nic* & I just go: "dude, we don't jizz for jesus."
Henceforth, a Jesus Jizzer is the exaggerated word for jesus lover. It's like the Christian exaggeration for the word atheist is Devil Worshipper.
:P simple as that
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Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").
- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!
- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?
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A man or woman who sucks a lot of cock. A man who kisses ass to others or his boss to get ahead. A woman who is overly nice to gain something.
Did you see that jaw jizzer swinging from ol'buddy's nuts? She's such an attention whore.
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someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.
Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!
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When someone ejaculates in the back part of the toilet.
I was trying to be discreet so I took an upper jizzer in the bathroom
The act of ejaculating in the top part of a toilet then flushing to coat the inside of the bowl.
Hey can you leave that picture of Sydney Sweeney in the bathroom I gotta take an upper jizzer