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‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.
Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.
Famous pornstar. Legend says Jizzy Li was the first human who ever mastered the martial art of Jizz Fu, He once sucked 69 men's jizz storage dry in less than a planck instant.
I want Jizzy Li to suck my cock.
A measure of time one is likely to be away from a task at hand, equal to that commonly allocated to the act of masturbating
Luke: Where are you going?
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!
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1. A post-coitus vaginal flatulation.
2. A fart out of the vagina that produces a sperm bubble
"Hey bitch."
"Yeah?"
"You get fucked without protection, again?"
"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"
The act of ejaculating so voluminously into your partner's mouth that his/her cheeks inflate in the manner of a famous American jazz trumpeter.
"Holy fuck, Chris, take a full load I want you to Jizzy Gillespie."
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The act if masturbating and then blowing one's load while spinning in circles as to utilize centripetal force, thus maximizing the projectile range of said load.
My roommate was out of town so I covered his room with spooge by doing a dizzy jizzy
any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.
Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag