A Joakim is a guy who is at IGYM everyday!
Oofern that Joakim, he is so trained!
A nice but dumb guy. Brown hair and blue eyes. He often ask for help in school, but sometimes you wonder if he really needs help or if he just ask because he want to talk or something. He swears a lot, and usually lives in to countries. He has no friends in one of the coutries but he has fans in the other country because of his hottnes!!
Girls: omg can we have an autograph!!
Joakim: fuck no
A boys name, usually from Scandinavia. If he is not ginger, he is not a real Joakim.
Dad : He is ginger!
Mom : You know we have to call him Joakim.
Joakim is a very interesting person. He often likes to consume idiotic knowledge about things that has no value in society. He might be a gloomy boy, but he won't bite. Maybe you are lucky when you meet him on the street because then you can see him stare into your soul with his giant eyes. He won't lie, and he will tell you things that are the truth, even though the truth might hurt.
Girl: "He is so wierd, his big gloomy eyes stared right through me!"
Girl: "I thought this dress looked good on me, but Joakim said that it looks like shit and i should kill myself"