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Johanne is the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so Caring and helpful. She is strong and adventurous, and she is typically very good at cooking. Her humor is beyond compare, and she’ll make you laugh for hours. You could also spend hours in a deep conversation with her. Everybody likes Johanne cause she is so nice and welcoming. If you have a Johanne in your life, you have truly been blessed.
“Johanne is so beautiful”
“ she sure is”
-A Badass
-has a huge cock
-A profesional MILF Hunter
-likes big tits and huge ass
Person 1: I had Sex with his Mom
Person 2: Your such a Johannes
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English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.
Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.
Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne
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Johanne is a beautiful girl that always gives good advice. She is always there for you, and will never let you down.
See that beautiful girl, that's Johanne
A girl named Johanne is SO beautiful. She's the kind of girl you see on the street and gasp. She makes every boy go crazy. She's also very smart and kind. Very loyal, you can always count on her. She's also sexy af
Girl: hey, this is my friend Johanne
Guy: Holy crap, she's so hot
Leaving a bad situation or person to increase the desire to come back.
He did a Johannes to his girlfriend
Many See Johann Sebastian Bach as an excessively talented composer of many famous symphonies, this being true he was more renowned for being the original gangster. With nobody wanting to get close enough to join his gang or anyone daring to start a rival gang he simply stood alone. Johann was forced to target innocent victims to continue his blood lust. Usually upper-class people at banquents. His weapon of choice being an extremely dull axe, so dull that it might as well not even be an axe, he would hang out of his one-man chariot and reduce the victims skull to the consistency of mashed potatoes. The only clue that Johann's victims had of their rapidly approaching fate was Johann battle cry which was in fact his name:
JO-HANN!!!
"Oh my god I think I see JoHANN!"
-mashed potatoes-
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