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This can also be a name for girls! Johannes may look quiet and shy at first but if you befriend her your life would probably be shining with rows of rainbows and weirdness. But if you like or have a crush on her, just go and ask her if she likes you too. Also she is smart, hot, kind, generous and the girl who would always be there for you(Also not a plastic friend). So gurl *snap* *snap* be like JOHANNES!
Rupert: Hey this girl made my life smile. I think i like her.
Mitch: Dude, you fell inlove with a Johannes .
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A dude that is 181cm tall, bad at fortnite but better than Alden. This two dudes never ever, as a team, get victory royal. Not kind, maybe the worst two guys on earth. But better than Marcus!
Johann is better than Marcus.
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When a white man can dance as well or better than a black man.
"Shit look at that honkey, that milk toast's a johann."
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A teen that rejects life. A Johann is the most emo person you will meet. It is scary.
Johann always sneaks out on those dark nights.
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Johannes is the german word for calling someone lazy. It's often used in heated conversations between two people. It's origin is unknown but some theories say it changed over the years due to language barriers.
You are such a johannes. Go finish your work.
Johann is that one friend that will never be a friend. He learned communication from his diplomat dad, but has plans to use it with the worst purpose. He also likes to cut something. I highly recommend not talking to any Johann if you enjoy being alive.
- Do you know what happened to Michael ?
- I heard he met Johann the other day.
- Oh no, that's terrifying !
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Johanne is the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so sweet and helpful, and typically very good at cooking. She’s also strong and adventurous. Her humor is beyond compare, and she’ll make you laugh for hours. She has many friends as she is very nice and welcoming. If you have a Johanne in your life, you have been blessed.
“Johanne is so beautiful”
“She sure is”
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