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a wonderful friend whos not all about drama
someone hard to find
shy and quiet but is willing to open up to you when you get to know him
total goof
but we love him all the same (doesnt necessarily have to be boyfriend/girlfriend/crush love)
an attractive guy who isnt full of himself and/or bullshit
hence why your eyes arent brown >xP
extremely intelligent and i envy him for that 8D
look at your grades!
youre such a john!!
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An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.
I love you, John!!!
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An exotically splendid name for people of the male gender. The name is given to children who display unparalleled handsomeness and intelligence. The name has also been known to be given to children that display God-like qualities that surpass all mortal knowledge.
JOHN!!!!!! :O
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Male: Very attractive. Usually brown hair and tan skin. His eyes tell it all and he can usaully clean up well. He's very out going and fun to be around and gets along with just about anyone. Family means the world to him. His "i know everything attitude" leads him to make many mistakes, but he always ends up fixing them in the long run. He's great boyfriend material when he wants to be, but he's also known to be a heartbreaker. His future holds the "riches" and a great family orianted life with his long lost true love.
hey look at JOHN, hes handsome.
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In competitive gaming or sports, "johns" is a widely accepted term for excuses the loser will often use as to why they lost. Typically these range from reasonable to the absurd.
May be related to psychological defense mechanisms in response to losing in competitive situations.
Winner: "Good match. That was a close one."
Loser: "I didn't have breakfast this morning, that's probably why I lost. And my controller sucked. Oh, and I would have mercked you if it wasn't for my hands getting sweaty towards the end."
Observer: "Quit making Johns, dude."
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The greatest name to ever exist in the history of mankind. All who posses this name hold a power deeper than all other forms of mankind can truly hold. John’s dick is the largest, most meatiest creature you have ever seen. John constantly penetrates his dick threw multiple women every night, ripping their vaginas in half, blood squirting everywhere. You see, John is a freak of a human, and you probably can’t even consider him human at all. All Johns are superior beings. They are the overlords, the creators, the higher beings. They stop evil and reward good on Earth. Johns are truly the best men, and the best to ever live. They are, gods. So quit your religion if you have one and if you don’t have one already, start practicing Johnnism, as you will find it comes with many rewards throughout life, including rewards personally from a John themself. Become a Johnnist today!
Person One: OMG I THINK THAT GUY’S NAME IS JOHN!!!
Person Two: Huh?
Person One: Are you kidding? HE’S AN OVERLORD!
Person Two: Well what’s so special about Johns? Why are they so prized? I doubt they’re really that special.
*Person Two gets fucking obliterated off the face of the Earth*
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A leader of men, High King of Gondor, enjoys puppies and sports
discruntled red-neck: JOHN TOOOK MY DOG!
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