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John Mayer

An amazin guitarist/lyricist that can make anyone sit down and listen, and then cry for hours because he's so amazing and can't be replicated.

He also has the amazing ability to make guitarists that listen to nothing but crazy metal that has not one bit of singing in it become jealous and idolize every peice of work he does.

"I would make love all over John Mayer's Guitar"

by Theegg16 July 31, 2008

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John Mayer

A guy that is so good looking and talented that everyone ignores how much of a dick he is.

Person 1: Bro, why do the girls like Chad so much? He's hot and good at everything, but he's a dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.

by CollinKolar January 31, 2023

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john mayer

an asshole essentially. 19 was too young john

that guy is such a john mayer

by awalkingredflag November 13, 2021

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John Mayer

Shitty Musician for teenage girls, well known for being inferior to bands such as Green Day, Blink 182 and the Foo Fighters.

It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.

Also used to describe animal leavings.

My cat did a HUGE John Mayer on my Green Day CD's, now it's dead.

by Green Day July 3, 2013

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John Mayer

A very gorgeous man, who makes very gorgeous music, but has a very raunchy sense of humor, that isn't really that humorous. John Mayer also likes women with large breasts.

Gorgeous man: Google Image search (John Mayer)
Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: โ€œIโ€™m not worried about how small my penis is โ€“ Iโ€™m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.โ€
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson

by my name is blank. September 19, 2006

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John Mayer Complex

attracting and using people for sex or to push your face into the spotlight, essentially using someone for your own gain

Getting a woman (or man) to have sex with you and then tossing them to the curb when you've had your fill of them. Like John Mayer most recently did with Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, and other major A celebs.

most commonly seen in men/women who are "players" or "rolling stones"

The guy who tells a girl she is beautiful and EVERYTHING else she wants to hear in order to bed her, then splitting up with her immediately after or shortly after which is a major asshole personality flaw known as the John Mayer Complex

by Dear Fall January 1, 2012

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John Mayer Syndrome

A serious affliction that seems to affect celebrities only. When a formerly paparazzi-friendly celebrity stops talking to the cameras after entering a serious relationship. Named after John Mayer, who was glacial towards paparazzi during his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Originally coined by Harvey Levin of TMZ.

After British lothario Russell Brand said he was "in love" with Katy Perry, he stopped talking to paparazzi. She gave him John Mayer Syndrome.

by geeksmakethebestlovers October 29, 2009

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