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Street name for Gabapentin, shit to give you an effect similar to opioids
“Yooo bro I was so fucked up on 10 johnnies last night, was walking around like a penguin
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British English - slang meaning condom
Arrdee: "If I beat it I ain't wearing a johnny"
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A derogatory word used to describe a crippled horse jockey.
Also said when you kill the President of the United States.
Person 1: Did you know about that dumbass Johnny that moved here?
Person 2: I bet 20 dollars he has a name like Johnny Joestar or Diego Brando
Person 1: You bet?!
Person 2: Yeah! Lets go shoot him with nail clippings
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When your computer or phone doesn't give a shit about life and turns of with no warning.
Fuck, my computer Johnnyed itself
An extremely beautiful girl on the inside and out. Her beauty radiates through her kindness and sincere empathy for other people. She's a keeper fo-sure!
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When you whip your mans dick out from his boxer hole
Babe I want my dick sucked I’m about to pull the Johnny
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The Johnny is a film set for release in 2008. It tells of a group of sixth formers from a school in Liverpool who discover a swing at the local park that looks like a rolled up condom. The swing, which the 6th formers refer to as "The Johnny", is the source of many good times including trying to get 8 people on the swing at the same time. One day the 6th formers turn up at the park to find their beloved Johnny has been taken away. The film follows them as they learn to live with their loss.
The masterpiece, writen by P.Quinn, is to be directed by Martin Scorsese.
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The swing is eventually returned to them, meaning the whole focus of the film (watching them learn to live with their loss)is pointless. If the film is successful, a sequel is already planned, to be named either:
The Johnny Returns
Episode 2: The return of the Johnny (pronounce John-i for this title only)
The Johnny 2 - This time its personal.
It is unknow what the plot of the sequel will be although writer P. Quinn says the film will have "sexy consequences".
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Johnny, The
The Johnny - story of Sixth Formers and their swing.
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