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A long overnight drive that a horny-as-hell fool takes to fornicate with his girlfriend in a city far away. It necessitates the purchase of massive quantities of jolt soda to keep him awake for the whole ride.
That dang stupid fool is doing another jolt drive from Baltimore to Boston this weekend, instead of just finding another fat woman to replace his whale of a girlfriend.
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The act of having a female's vagina stimulated by one's hand through her jeans.
My boyfriend gave me a good jean jolting last night.
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"Jolt Reskin" is a name given to any Nerf blaster in existence, comparing said blaster with the Jolt, a small and simple single-shot blaster also made by Nerf.
"Hey bro, you like my new RapidStrike?"
"That's just a jolt reskin"
A social media for game developers and artists!
A: I wanna join Game Jolt!
*logins*
The sudden, violent shake of the body during or at the end of a urinating session sometimes resulting in pee hitting the seat or even the floor. The most massive jolts can be achieved in the movie theater bathroom or in dark places you have never been before.
Friend 1: 'Hey guy, I just had the nicest pee jolt at the urinal.
Friend 2: 'I know. I saw your whole body shake. Now let's get back to the flick. I'm sure it has started by now.
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Jesus in a soda can. It tastes like a melted blue Popsicle and makes you feel like you can fly. If you drink it while eating some E.L.Fudge, you will more than likely cum.
Dude, I'm so tired! I need some Jolt Blue to keep me awake
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Back when I was living in Michigan where I could get this beverage at the local Quality Dairy convenience store, it was my buzz. This was before I started sippin' energy drinks for a buzz. I remember easily getting wired off of Jolt, and just kickin' it old school, listening to the radio and sippin' my Jolt while playing DarkStalkers 3 on my PlayStation. It has twice the caffeine as Pepsi and about 35% more caffeine than Mountain Dew. Jolt is hard to find now, and doesn't even stand up to a can of BooKoo anyway, so now I sip energy drinks while I play Pocket Tanks or DarkStalkers.
I miss the days where I'd constantly sip Jolt.
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