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Jonesin'

The original use of Jonesing mean dying
To jones for means to die for
This phrase came out in 1978 after the Jonestown Massacre. I was 12 years old.

Kool-Aid laced with cyanide was given to children and adult members killing more than 900 people.

This is also why people say "don't drink the Kool aid" or "he drank the Kool aid" meaning fatal move.

I'm jonesin' for a cup of coffee right now

by Papa Picasso October 6, 2023


Jonesin

To use someone or something repeatedly. Never has intentions to bring something to the table or to offer.

Mady, all you do is come to my house to smoke all of my weed and leave. Stop jonesin on me!!

by Liltrapheart January 1, 2018


bonesin' jonesin'

The feeling of being scared enough to be felt in your bones caused muscle contractions of the face, and ultimatley a feeling of stupidity.

Alex:Dude, I am feeling so bonesin' jonesin' right now.
Josh:Woah, you should sit down for a second.

by alex123454321 May 23, 2010


Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.

It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.

by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 25, 2022