jonks

see also jonx.

"My boyfriend has cartoonishly ginormous jonks."

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Jonk

The act of spamming a 20 year old mans tumblr with "jonk" or spamming his other social media sites.

Glam: Man, I really jonked my SATs

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jonk

hidari te, left handed laotian; one who jonks to survive; a sociopath; believes in mcmahanism;

i got jonked in the face while drinking green tea

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Jonking

Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).

"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"

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jonking

A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness

I am jonking, you are not that neato

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Jonk

Rape in the ass and in the mouth

TWO guys playing Halo

First Nerd: Man stop killing me or im gonna jonk you

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jonk

it is neha!!

your such a jonk neha

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