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Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.
Dude, did you see that? He just pulled a Joris.
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When someone tries to help you fix something, but only screws it up worse. Specifically something technical or I.T. related. I.E. cell phones, computers, PDA's, smart phones, software, etc.
"Yeah I kept getting these weird error messages so Dustin came over to help me but he totally Joryed my computer. It won't even turn on now."
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Eating a double cheeseburger off your partner's ass while hitting it doggy style.
Joseph, "Man you look exhausted, you hungry?"
Fernando, "Nah, me and my girl just pulled a jory!!"
Joseph, "Shit yeah"
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A Joris is a very helpful person who is always there for his friends. Joris is athletic, loves soccer and basketball and is very good at school. He's shy but loves going out in small groups. You're guaranteed to have fun with him. Joris can cheer anyone up, no matter how badly the other person is doing.
I do not feel good.
Look, Joris is there, he cheers you up!
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The best girl you could ever met. She has a great sense of humor and is so beautiful. She will always be by your side and be true. But dont do her wrong cause if she is your you are the luckiest person alive. If you can call her yours you need to lo e every minute, hour, day, month, year. She is the one you want to spend the rest of your life with
1: "Dude guess what!"
2: "What man!"
1: "I just became the luckiest man alive!"
2: "DID YOU WIN THE LOTTERY?!"
1:" No man I asked Jory out and she said yes!"
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A kid who cracks good jokes, talks about girls, and likes the save porn on his phone. He also likes to have a n-word face off with other kids. He also goes into group chats and destroy everything.
Boy 1: "Jory you gotta stop saying the n-word."
Jory: "Mind your own business nigga."
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