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Judgement Joggers

Taking a pair of joggers, tying a noose around the drawstring, noosing the shaft of your penis, and fucking your partner executioner style.

Bro, I used some Judgement Joggers last night and my dick turned blue.

by Gaping Gallows February 28, 2020

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judgement day

The end of the world; a wrath of biblical proportions.

Yay! Judgement Day!

by Cheezu$ June 27, 2003

61๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


error in judgement

1. when one has a one night stand with their best friend.

2. getting matching tattoos while drunk

Dude1: "Whoa, I just woke up next to Sally and we've been friends since 1st grade."

Dude2: "Well it had to happen sooner or later, but man that was an error in judgement."

by KathyJudy January 27, 2012

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Judgement-Nut

To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.

M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*

F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."

by InDedede July 4, 2022


Judgement Circle

When teachers stand in an oval formation, taking up the entire hallway and judge harmless students making their way to class.

Mrs. Swint and Mr. Wetbrook are in a huge judgement circle with the principal. When I walked by, they stared at me and acted like I murdered their families.

by cmrn May 22, 2015


The first judgement

A judgement your parents make when they meet your new boyfriend/girlfriend.

Jenny:Michael you better prepare yourself when you come to meet my parents.

Michael:okay babe i will make sure the first judgement your parents make of me is good.

by Just insaiyan October 29, 2013


Judgement Day

21 kid comes back for revenge for calling him stupid

9/10/21 is today
no way bro

It's judgement day guys!!!1

by dumbbluebird September 11, 2021