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Jum

Another, slightly more humerous way to say "jump"

You're not a good JUMMER.
You need to JUM better.
Can you JUM like me?

by Its_Soul March 5, 2013

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Jum™️

Jum™️ is pre-teen cum mixed with Aunt Jemima Maple Syrup, known notably for its use as a lubricant and fuel source. A barrel of Jum™️ is worth about 100 times more than a barrel of oil.

Jum™️ is not to be confused with Jum: The off-brand version of Jum™️ which is a mixture of Aunt Jelilah Maple Syrup and post-teen cum.

Joe said to his momma, "I filled up a barrel of Jum™️ the other day, sold it for a fatty profit."

Momma says, "Oh good, I accidently bought Jum the other day, completely ruined the pancake breakfast."

by OsmosisOsmosis April 18, 2020


Jums a Chump

When ever someone is really stupid or really bad a video games
Choosing a video game over your girlfriend

wow jums a chump

by WhiteGuyAlpha October 6, 2013

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plum jum

A vagina

Yo baby, let me lick dat plum jum!

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

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jum pum

Cum in the bum

"Yea I went jum pum in her ass"

by Coolchris210 April 8, 2016

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Jum Cream

A creamy white substance that oozes from Jumbie's dong-gor when Holdsy touches it softly... with his nose.

HAHAHA! Look at ole Holdsmobile with all the Jum Cream on his forehead!!!

by Crembie-San October 13, 2003

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Kim Jum Noodles

The shit they be cooking in foods class...

"These niggas be cooking up some Kim Jum Noodles."

by Some Asian Chef in Afghanistan June 4, 2018