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June 5 is the day for you to get a gf/bf you lonely fuck
Boy:hey wanna go out I’m a lonely fuck
Boy:no I’m not gay
Boy:it’s June 5
Boy: ahhhh ok babe
Today is the day Homer Simpson can eat as many donuts as he can
Homer Simpson: Today is June 5 . I’ll be eating all the donuts in Springfield!
Nation make out with someone day
1:Make out with me please 💪😎
2:Why?
1:Because its june 5 😩
call a friend and tell them you love and appreciate them!!💚🫶🏼
hey go call a friend and tell them you love and appreciate them because its JUNE 5
June 5th is National Fuck Your Partner Day!
Person 1 : hey where are you going?
Person 2 : to go and fuck my partner! its june 5th! national fuck your partner day
you have got a small dick
“ewww you were born on june 5th? you cant POSSIBLY be packin’ down there.”