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June 5 is the day for you to get a gf/bf you lonely fuck
Boy:hey wanna go out I’m a lonely fuck
Boy:no I’m not gay
Boy:it’s June 5
Boy: ahhhh ok babe
Today is the day Homer Simpson can eat as many donuts as he can
Homer Simpson: Today is June 5 . I’ll be eating all the donuts in Springfield!
Nation make out with someone day
1:Make out with me please 💪😎
2:Why?
1:Because its june 5 😩
call a friend and tell them you love and appreciate them!!💚🫶🏼
hey go call a friend and tell them you love and appreciate them because its JUNE 5
June 5th is National Fuck Your Partner Day!
Person 1 : hey where are you going?
Person 2 : to go and fuck my partner! its june 5th! national fuck your partner day
you have got a small dick
“ewww you were born on june 5th? you cant POSSIBLY be packin’ down there.”
The day that everyone been waiting for, the day that will decide whether this summer is getting saved or not. Its the day YNW melly gets released..
ty: yoo i cant wait for 5th of june 2023.
malik: why what about it?
ty: NIGGA ITS YNW MELLY’S TRIAL! JUNE 5 2023!