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You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...
Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...
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A girl lays down, getting penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Meanwhile, with her free hands, she is furiously jerking off too other phallus. The result looks like a pack of velociraptors feeding on their prey.
That girls can multitask --- she did a Jurassic Park while her dinner was cooking.
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When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.
I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.
Some guy in the bathroom taking a shit. Then hears a girl say “something something Jurassic Park”
“MORE LIKE A JURRASIC SHIIIIIIT” ‘hehe Jurassic shit’
The apex of all buttloads.
Seth: "Dude, there's a buttload of chocolate in the kitchen!"
Jason: "Like a human buttload?"
Seth: "No! A jurassic buttload!"
When a hot chick is sucking your cock and procedes to bobble and suck the balls pretending they were stress relieving balls.
Quite similar to ancient juggling techniques and entertainment where rocks and small boulders were used as a talent and showcase called the Jurassic Juggler
A place where lots of old people meet. It could be a show by a band from the sixties, or a social or country club.
When the Rolling Stones came to play at Giants Stadium, that place turned into Jurassic Park.
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