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noun | hair that is in crazy disarray. and they didn't necessarily even get any play. They just have that look to them.
"Honey, who was he? Cuz you've got the just-got-fucked hair look going on."
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this can also be called sex hair.
hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!
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Wrong to the point where it is not even fuuny or interesting, simply ubelieveably wrong.
When Johnny hung himself, it was just plain fucking wrong
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What to say when someone asks you something.
Small annoying child: Daddy, where do babys come from?
Dad: just go fucking google it
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"Just Another Fucking Armenian" A term used In Glendale,CA. buy non-armenians to discribe a person they do not know. and used to replace the former discriptive term known as "ARMO"
or the even shorter term simply "MO" In the early 1980's All the Armenians in the world decided they wanted to move to Glendale,ca. And so they have done and continue to do.
The people that still live in glendale and remember the 1980's
use this term as in the examples below.
Q. "hey Ozzie who was in that BMW driving so fast in the school zone with children present?
A. "well Harriet that was JAFA (just another fucking Armenian) in a Salvage title Mercedes Benz"
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A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.
Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.
Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.
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