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When smoking any substance, this is the moment you know you are not of sober mind any more.
On Natasha's third hit, she stopped what she was doing and announced, "Shit just got real."
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An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.
Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.
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An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!
ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
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its when your shit falls out of your ass, hits the toilet, the toilet brakes and your sitting in your shit
when you eat mexican food, you achieve stomping power, then your in the bathroom screaming MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!
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An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.
Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit
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An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.
Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit
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Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
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