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The unstoppable rocket man!
Guy 1 (listening to the Elton John song "rocket man"
Guy 2: that's the Kim Jong un song!
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: Kim Jong un threatened to nuke us again, he is such a rocket man!
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The first vegetable North Korea has produced in 69 years.
Bruh #1: Bruh, my poops are like clay.
Bruh #2: Bruh, you need to eat a Kim Jong Un.
Bruh #3 whomst nobody likes: Bruhs, I hear that’s really fatty and bad for the world.
A fat, evil couch potato who brainwashed his citizens with propaganda and executes anyone who opposes him. Kim Jong Un sends people to labour camps and does not feed them and if someone commits a serious crime, he sends their entire bloodline with them to prison. A crime in his country is watching Netflix and wearing jeans.
Kim Jong Un is so evil, I feel sorry for North Koreans.
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A very Obese and unintelligent dictator who can’t get over the fact that he has a very small Willie
“Kim Jong un is a small DICtator”
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Some North Korean crackhead who liked nukes and the military (but he's a dictator)
Kim Jong un also mistakes lunch for launch
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A fucking retarded bitch who is Hitler reincarnated and plays with bombs for fun. He will start world war three and kill his Korean squint eyed people.
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A creepy ass squinty eyed North Korean bastard
Kim Jong Un looks like fucking donkey kong
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