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This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.
I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.
Kaelin is an amazing person who can make you laugh at any point of the day. Kaelin is usually super nice and is super fun to be around. She can also be very crazy at times but she is so caring and always has something to share about a boy.
Girl 1:Hey have you met Kaelin
Girl 2:
Yes she made me laugh so hard I peed myself
An Awesome person who will stick with you thick and thin even if you live far away aka your homie/home girl
Girl 1-“hey is that Kaelin?”
Me-“yea we‘ve been friend for like ever”
Girl 1-“ I wish I was that lucky
Kaelin is usually a person who is short so it makes her look really cute. She rocks short hair and could look good in any style she picks. Shes really nice and is probably asian and loves boba. Its easy to become friends with her unless you scare her or bully her. Kaelin would always support you and love you as a friend.
Is that short, cute girl named Kaelin?
Yea, I call her Yorange Kellin Buenaflower
Kaelin is tall, intelligent, beautiful and romantic. She doesn't open up to many people, but when she does, she is fun, exciting and the best person to be around. Kaelin is a loyal friend, very wise, gives great advice and is good at keeping secrets. Kaelin is successful, favored and makes lots of money.
Dang, Kaelin be looking good!
Kaelin always looks good.
An amazing, wonderful, funny, are nice guy . Always uses emojis a lot 😂.
Kaelin is 🤩
A freaky girl who bites anyone who gropes her, don't take this for granted its her autograph. She's also pretty.
"Yo what's that on your arm?"
"A Kaelin gave me her autograph, don't grope her shes a lil freak"